First post not cryptic enough

[lorimt]

I've picked up a boyfriend :)

Comments

[lorimt]

Whats the matter? I heard you piked up one too...

[ziqueenmab.livejournal.com]

Don't worry...everything's better now.

[willskyfall.livejournal.com]

You evil person. How did this happen!? How did this start?

[lorimt]

It (mostly) wasn't me. And shouldn't you be happy for me? As well as most of the lounge, and much of East's LJ community, and even you yourself...? Its been a very busy night...:)

[fclbrokle.livejournal.com]

Cool! Congratulations!

[lorimt]

The context of my friends page is probably recommended here.

[fclbrokle.livejournal.com]

Grrrr. Hmph.

[leech.livejournal.com]

Was he heavy?

[lorimt]

Not very. Actually, the post wasn't entirely accurate. I and three other girls picked up a boyfriend.

[artemis-lizzie.livejournal.com]

Four, actually. And we had to pick up the chair, too. :)

[leech.livejournal.com]

I am absurdly happy that my guess was correct.

[(Anonymous)]

What!?! You have a bf now? Why didn't you tell me?
Rita

ahh!

[(Anonymous)]

Lorsque!
Okay, so I was notified of your post by Rita... hehe. So, did you physically pick up a friend of yours that was a guy, like off a chair or the floor? Haha. Or did you get yourself a new boyfriend?!?! Hahaha, you know that this is like you swearing to us... ;) Hehe, just kidding... :)
Erin:>

[theojf.livejournal.com]

I'm jealous. I'm much to shy to go up to someone and pick up his chair.