Shocking realization

[lorimt]

Todays amazing discovery: If I listen to music, I get work done faster. Absolutely incredible. The press must be informed.

Coming soon, a crazy new idea I think you'll like. A hint: It involves both knives *and* bread. You have to see it to believe it.

Comments

[isomorphisms.livejournal.com]

Ooh, show me the bread one! Me, I have invented a way of transporting heavy wide things. It features cylinders attached to axels. I don't think anyone's come up with this one!

[(Anonymous)]

Stabbing JC!