A challenge

[lorimt]

Solve the internet.

Comments

[lorimt]

Be sure to find all the clues.

[ziqueenmab.livejournal.com]

3.

[lorimt]

I think you missed clue 19.

[ziqueenmab.livejournal.com]

Eep; you're right.

Counterclockwise.

[artemis-lizzie.livejournal.com]

The end guy is hard.


(Sorry, Dan, beat you to it.)

[regisman.livejournal.com]

*resounding applause*

[lorimt]

Clue 37 should clear this up, I think.

[jmping.livejournal.com]

I believe "clear" is in fact the answer. (the internet = ether tint) and we all know that ether is clear

[tortoise.livejournal.com]

By the results of this paper, "the internet" generates the trivial group. The trivial group is solvable; therefore, the internet is solvable.

Actually solving the internet is left as an exercise to the reader.

[tauenn.livejournal.com]

Player 1's optimal strategy is to immediately log out.

[smokdhamwsause.livejournal.com]

I tried my best I really did. And I know I didn't show up to class the last few weeks but I've just had terrible migraines. Also I contracted lyme disease and suffer depression. But I really need to get an A on this or else I'm going to lose my financial aid, be kicked off the football team, have to leave internet school, and abandon all my dreams and all I ever hoped to be will be lost! Plus I'll be deported by the INS back to Korea! And did I mention I'm expecting triplets this fall, and haven't had any time to study since my poor sister is in the mental ward and needs me to care for her? :'(

It's just all too much for me; I don't know what to do. Can I at least have an extension????

Please please please please please!!!!

[lorimt]

This *is* an untimed test. You'll get your grade once you turn in your response. Oh, for students who'd read directions for once!

[squirrelloid.livejournal.com]

I think the answer is zort, directed at the instigator of the challenge. That or this is a cry of 'shower me'. Or both.

[pitagrrl2.livejournal.com]

Lori, the answer is ALWAYS Swan Lake :-)