Merry Christmas!

[lorimt]

Dear everyone in my family,
Thank you for the gloves. And the other two pairs. And the five other ones too. :)
You might think 8 pairs of gloves are overkill, but given that this winter I've already lost a number I'm ashamed to admit, this might let me make it through the winter with warm hands. This also teaches a valuable lesson about the dangers of telling your parents melodramatic tales of woe over frostbite from biking in the wind. (For example, the D-cell battery-operated pair are probably going to sit in the closet until I need to shovel out over a foot of snow. Those things are heavy!) Hopefully, I'll keep better track of my gloves, now that I have such an abundance to choose from, and can give away a few pairs next winter.

Hope you all are having a good time at home, since I'm pretty sure most people on this list have gone home for a little while, Christmas-celebrators or not.

Edit: I forgot one pair. Make that 9.

Comments

[ziqueenmab.livejournal.com]

Merny sheepdip! :)

[iluvsheep.livejournal.com]

That is the funniest thing I've heard all day. (Take that as you will).

[sgwd.livejournal.com]

Silly Lori!

[derakon.livejournal.com]

Well, my grandfather got four separate gifts of coffee. I think your eighteen gloves win, though.

[partly-cloudy.livejournal.com]

Glovely.

[lorimt]

Marney scheep-dip!

(I firmly believe there should be no canonical spelling of this "holiday greeting". This will make the greeting card industry more likely to embrace the cute sheep-printed cards, since they'll have so many to pick from. Yes...)

[lorimt]

After careful deliberation, I take this to mean you just woke up and checked LJ before breakfast or any other humor opportunity. This seems better than "my day is full of angst and woe", though not as good as "Lori is the funniest human on the planet".

[gnibbles.livejournal.com]

D-cell battery-operated... o_O how the heck do those stay on your hands?

[notsteven.livejournal.com]

Ambivalent Agnostica!